Some of you have wondered if my statements of compositional awesomeness was meant as a joke.
Am I trying to be funny?
Am I making some sort of statement on the nature of modern celebrity?
Am I a musical iconoclast, gleefully destroying the sanctity of composition?
What in the world am I doing!
Here is a tip:
The way to know if someone on the Internet is being funny is to look for the smiley face emoticons. Do you see any smiley face emoticons?
No, you don’t. Pretentious postmodern narcissists never joke.